One Man Shows

All these entertainments can be adapted to any length (from 15 to 90 minutes) to fit the needs of your programme.

Music Hall Memories

Lance's show celebrates those performers who didn't sing. It features comic and dramatic monologues, mostly famous from Music Hall or radio, all recreated by Lance. Stanley Holloway features strongly with several pieces including Albert and the Lion.

There are also pieces from Robb Wilton, Al Read and there's a brand new comic poem in the style of Music Hall, The Diary of Janice Ramsbottom, by Fran Hill.

Be a Sport

Lance has a passion for reviving Stanley Holloway, and it's lovely to see people who've never heard a word of him finding out how funny he is. Neil Ruckman, Seeds

The show celebrates Sport in general and includes pieces on Football, Rugby, Tennis, Athletics, Golf, Darts and Baseball as well as Cricket, which is Lance's favourite.

From Cradle to Grave

Lance performs some wonderful poetry which takes you on a humorous journey of a lifetime. From the thoughts of a baby, to those of a teenager, through the concerns of parenthood to the problems of a pensioner. Suitable for all ages and length of show can vary to suit your needs up to 45 minutes.

The Poetry Top 10

Lance brings the nation’s favourite poems to life. With both humorous and serious poems of great quality, you don’t need to be a poetry fanatic to enjoy this show.

The Poems we were brought up on

A real nostalgic laugh and cry - bring a hankie! This show features the poems which the 40+ generation learnt at school. Bellow at Belloc, delight in De La Mare, laugh at Lear, mumble along with Masefield.

Lance also has entertainments celebrating Food and Drink and the season of Christmas.